Holo-Archives

Young Padawan, you must begin your training by reading the archives…

2012

Nov 9Why Should I Retire?
Nov 7You Should Think About Retiring
Nov 5We Already Have Two Sith Here
Nov 2Listen Darth Maus
Oct 31Whoa…
Oct 29Run Against Me You Plan?
Oct 22Someone Is Running Against You
Oct 19Annoying You Think I Am
Oct 17Tried To Be On Time I Did
Oct 15Late For Meeting I Am
Oct 12How Come You Never Tell Anyone I Saved Your Life?
Oct 10Here’s Something To Think About
Oct 3I Got Captured By The Empire
Oct 1Was Yogi Hurt After Falling Into A Canyon?
Sep 28Ahem…
Sep 26Wait… Yogi Didn’t Make It Over The Canyon?
Sep 24You Punted Yogi Across A Canyon?
Sep 19So The Empire Had Yogi And I Trapped
Sep 17This Picture Proves That I Knew Yogi
Sep 14You Know I Once Saved Yogi
Sep 12Can You Believe?
Sep 10Smack!
Aug 31Can You Lend Me A Hand?
Aug 29Heads Up!
Aug 27Hold The Ladder
Aug 24Did You Name Me After Yourself?
Aug 20Yes. Yes! Good! Excellent!
Aug 17Give Back My Fightsaber!
Aug 15What’s Wrong With Your Fightsaber?
Aug 13Howdi, Neighbor!
Aug 10You’re Just A Pasty Bald Blob!?!
Aug 8For Once
Aug 3Help Me Take This Mask Off
Aug 1Blubba’s Mowing With His Shirt Off
Jul 27I Trust You Two Will Keep Your Traps Shut
Jul 25I’ve Got To Do Something
Jul 23Toss ‘Em In
Jul 20We Have To Dump These Bodies
Jul 18Who Shot The IRS Agents?
Jul 16You’re Really Going To Charge Blubba?
Jul 13Where Are These Barge Skiffs
Jul 11Serious Problems With Your Return
Jul 9About To Let Me Go
Jul 6The IRS Is Gunning For Practitioners
Jul 4Astral Projection Must Be Awesome
Jul 2You’re Astral Projecting
Jun 20Knocka Knocka
Jun 15Mythe Herwo!
Jun 13Cowboy Jedi’s Map
Jun 8A Litthle Helpth Hertha?
Jun 6Did Someone Double Dog Dare You?
Jun 1Hi-Ho Silver Awaaay!
May 30As A Cowboy
May 2535th Anniversary
May 21The Empire Needs More Revenues
May 18Streamline The Imperial Tax Code
May 16We Are From The Imperial Revenue Service
May 14Mother’s Day
May 9Hopi Wan Is In Deep Trouble
May 7What Are You Doing?
May 4I Took The Day Off
May 2I Love You (#7)
Apr 30Wait A Second!
Apr 27Where’s The Space Stuff?
Apr 25How Go The New Comics?
Apr 23What’s So Important?
Apr 18So, Old Man
Apr 16I Am Here To Arrest You For Tax Evasion
Apr 11What’s Wrong, Bar Bar?
Apr 4Wazza Dis?
Apr 2Sorry, I Can’t Think Of Anything
Mar 30You Wanted To Be A Dancer?
Mar 28So You Only Deal In Droids
Mar 26Say…
Mar 21Er… Umph!
Mar 19Hopi Wan Has Taught You Well
Mar 16My Aunt Edith is okay!
Mar 14Postcard For Woobie The Kid
Mar 12Sign, Please
Mar 9Nor Gloom Of Night
Mar 7I Know That Laugh
Mar 2Looks Like A Meteor
Feb 29Oh Hey
Feb 27If CJ Doesnt Get The Shields Down
Feb 24So What Do You Think?
Feb 22A Chopshop!
Feb 20Whap! Whap! Whap!
Feb 17Remember…
Feb 15Hello, This Is Darth Bart
Feb 13We’re Outnumbered!
Feb 10Spacy’s
Feb 8Munch Munch
Feb 6Looks Like It Works
Feb 3Any Last Words?
Feb 1This Is The End
Jan 30Get In
Jan 27Wait Until You See This
Jan 25What If I Don’t Survive?
Jan 23We Want To See If It Works
Jan 20So Why Is Darth Bart After Me?
Jan 18I Took A Test
Jan 16So How Did You Wind Up Becoming A Bounty Hunter?
Jan 13You Must Be Proud
Jan 11We Should Test This Thing Out
Jan 9Cowboy Jedi Is No Good To Me Dead!
Jan 6What If He Doesn’t Survive?
Jan 4Begin The Freezing Process
Jan 2New Year’s Resolutions

2011

Dec 23Bad Santas
Dec 21Where Did You Find This Thing?
Dec 19Could You Be More Hurtful And Demeaning?
Dec 16Why Do You Tell Everyone I Saved Your Life?
Dec 14Thanks For That Cover Story
Dec 12I Saved His Life
Dec 9Wissa Da Bar Bar Bar Band!
Dec 7So Is Jinks Really Singing?
Dec 5Pow! Pow! Crash! Smash!
Dec 2Whaza Thinkzo?
Nov 30Excuse Us
Nov 28Maybe We Should Just Stop
Nov 25Sorry You Didn’t Make It
Nov 23So Am I Your Frontman?
Nov 21Wait… You Sent Us That Demo Tape?
Nov 18Check Out This Demo Tape
Nov 16Who Are You Guys Supposed To Be?
Nov 14Standing By The Fire
Nov 11I’m Here To Try Out
Nov 9Out Of The Darkness
Nov 8Faith Of The Heart
Nov 7Let’s Face It
Nov 2If We’re Going To Make It Big
Oct 31Our Demo Tape
Oct 28The Only Female In This Whole Town
Oct 26I Hate Playing This Town
Oct 24Behind The Scenes (#7)
Oct 21Behind The Scenes (#6)
Oct 19Behind The Scenes (#5)
Oct 17Behind The Scenes (#4)
Oct 14Behind The Scenes (#3)
Oct 12Behind The Scenes (#2)
Oct 10Behind The Scenes (#1)
Sep 30Beep Boop Lit Himself On Fire?
Sep 28Fooosh!
Sep 26Are You Smoking Death Sticks?
Sep 23Whack!
Sep 21One More Time
Sep 19Did You Just Blow Up A Celestial Body?
Sep 16I’ve Just About Had Enough Of You!
Sep 14They’ve Encased Him In Samsonite
Sep 12I Will Not (#2)
Sep 9Psst
Sep 7You?! A General?
Sep 5No, That’s On Monday
Sep 2I Will Not (#1)
Aug 31Give Me Some More Death Sticks
Aug 29Death Stick Sales Are Down
Aug 26Sell Me Some Death Sticks
Aug 24I Need Tonight Off
Aug 22Boot!
Aug 19I’ve Made Arrangements
Aug 17That Sure Is An Imposing Shooter
Aug 15Behold!
Aug 12Tell Blubba Not To Worry
Aug 10You Poor Boy
Aug 8I Found A Woobie
Aug 5Nuthin’ Cooler Than A Stogie
Aug 1Do I Smell… Candles?
Jul 29Time For My Meditation
Jul 27Oh My Gold!
Jul 25Hey, Babe
Jul 22Heya, Mittens
Jul 20Word
Jul 18Heya, Snowball
Jul 15Say…
Jul 13Im Going Out Tonight
Jul 11Click Click
Jul 8So How Does This Heal Me, Exactly?
Jul 6Mmph Mpmph
Jul 4Eh? Wha?
Jul 1The Medical Chamber
Jun 29Pigs In Space
Jun 27Oh, How Cute!
Jun 24Does Your Pet Bite?
Jun 22Hey There Suzie
Jun 20How Much For That Doggie?
Jun 17How Degrading
Jun 15So Cute!
Jun 13Your Complimentary Rabbit
Jun 10…To Get To The Other Side
Jun 8Why Do I Walk My Crumb?
Jun 6Nah.
Jun 3This Is Very Nice
Jun 1You. Complete. Me.
May 30What Is That Smell?
May 27Vests ‘R’ Us
May 25This’d Be Much More Excitin’
May 23Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Hoh!
May 20Ain’t This Great, Opi?
May 18We’re Goin’ To Dagooba
May 16Opi Wan, We’re Goin’ Fishin!
May 13Bowler, You There Old Buddy?
May 11Yo, Hopi Wan
May 9Opi’s Blood
May 6Look At Li’l Opi
May 4Master, I Found A Boy
May 2So Do You Want To Go Out Tonight?
Apr 29Help Us, Hopi Wan (#3)
Apr 27Help Us, Hopi Wan (#2)
Apr 25And Then The Sith Says
Apr 22Heh Heh Heh (#2)
Apr 20Heh Heh Heh (#1)
Apr 18Join Me
Apr 15Aw… Crap.
Apr 13The Dish Must Get Crappy Cable
Apr 11What A Piece Of Junk!
Apr 8Hmmmm…
Apr 6Well I’m Back!
Apr 4So What’s With The Silent Treatment?
Apr 1Put ‘Er There
Mar 30Tommy Two-Fists
Mar 28You Don’t Seem Like A Bounty Hunter
Mar 25That’s Quite The Helmet
Mar 23Thank You For Answering My Ad
Mar 21Beep Boop Says
Mar 18I’m Sure He’ll Be Alright
Mar 16Sounds Dangerous
Mar 14Shootin’ Fish In A Barrel
Mar 11Tell Your Uncle (#3)
Mar 9Tell Your Uncle (#2)
Mar 7Tell Your Uncle (#1)
Mar 4I Will Not Fail You
Mar 2You Should Talk To That Girl
Feb 28I Wish You Would Reconsider
Feb 25I Assure You
Feb 23They’re Bringing a Musical to Town
Feb 21I Just Made A Deal (#3)
Feb 18I Just Made A Deal (#2)
Feb 16I Just Made A Deal
Feb 14I Love You (#6)
Feb 11I Love You (#5)
Feb 9I Love You (#4)
Feb 7I Love You (#3)
Feb 4I Feel A Great Disturbance In The Force
Feb 2Judge Me By My Size?
Jan 31What Is That?
Jan 28And It Was Just Like Kissing My Sister
Jan 26When I Kiss Prissy
Jan 24Darth Bart Is My Father
Jan 21Ha!
Jan 19Anda Thatsa Whyzi
Jan 17Can I Borrow The A-Wing Tonight?
Jan 14Will I Be A Great Jedi?
Jan 12So If You’re My Real Daddy
Jan 10Search Yer Mama’s Sock Drawer
Jan 7I Never Knew My Father
Jan 5Your Job Is To Hold That Door
Jan 3How Was Life Day?

2010

Dec 24I Have This Great Idea
Dec 22Those Are Some Ugly Snow Angels
Dec 20Seriously?
Dec 17You Will Find It Is You Who Are Mistaken…
Dec 15I’d Rather Kiss (Insert Name Here)
Dec 13Exsqueeza Me
Dec 10Bar Bar Isn’t Ready
Dec 8Your Overconfidence Is Your Weakness
Dec 6I Can Feel Your Anger (#2)
Dec 3I Can Feel Your Anger (#1)
Dec 1I’m Looking Forward To Completing Your Training
Nov 29Time To Tell You, It Is
Nov 26I Was Immaculately Conceived
Nov 24It’s Not True
Nov 22I’m Yer Real Daddy
Nov 19Darth Bart…
Nov 17There Is A Lot Of Riff-Raft
Nov 15You’ve Got A Lot Of Guts Running For Mayor
Nov 12Mesa Soooo Bored
Nov 10Wazzat Yer Buildin’?
Nov 8And The Blood Test Says…
Nov 5All Discussion Has Ended
Nov 3Are Cowboy Jedi and Darth Bart Related?
Nov 1…Through Their Blood?
Oct 29No Way You Got Wit My Mama!
Oct 27I’m Yer Daddy!
Oct 25Ha Ha! You Suck!
Oct 22You Are Still Two Weeks Overdue
Oct 20The Empire Is Going To Blow Up This Hideout
Oct 18Echo One To Echo Two
Oct 15My Sandbox
Oct 13My House
Oct 11So How Did
Oct 8Your Eyes Can Deceive You
Oct 6Look Out
Oct 4We Got A Sale
Oct 1We’re Going To The Daglobra System
Sep 29If You Strike Me Down
Sep 27Cripes!
Sep 24I’d Rather Kiss A Wookie (#3)
Sep 22I’d Rather Kiss A Wookie (#2)
Sep 20I’d Rather Kiss A Wookie (#1)
Sep 17Come… On…
Sep 15I Need You To Go On A Very Dangerous Mission
Sep 13I Don’t Believe It!
Sep 10So How Did You Steal The Plans?
Sep 8So You Are Carrying Top Secret Intel
Sep 6I Must Say
Sep 3How Will You Know
Sep 1What’s Going On?
Aug 30Give It A Shot I Will
Aug 27We Drove The Wagon Into The Swamp
Aug 25Easy For You To Say
Aug 23Beep Boop! (#2)
Aug 20This Is Humiliating
Aug 18Nyub!
Aug 16Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Aug 13Blame This On Friday the 13th
Aug 11What Message?
Aug 9Okay, Fiiiiine
Aug 6What Was That?
Aug 4If You’re Trying To Give Me A Look
Aug 2Help Us, Hopi Wan (#1)
Jul 30My Mother Died When I Was Very Young
Jul 28This Was The Worst Date Ever
Jul 26You Don’t Know How Good
Jul 23On A Desert Farm
Jul 21What I Really Need
Jul 19This Drought’s Gonna To Hurt
Jul 16Are Those My Chips?
Jul 14I Find It Hard To Meet Nice Women
Jul 12Did You Hear Something?
Jul 9Hmm… A Protocol Droid, Eh?
Jul 7I Know A Few Maneuvers
Jul 5Dag Gummit!
Jul 2Don’t Tell Me
Jun 30If You Want A Job
Jun 28Me Called Crazy Rancor
Jun 25You Trade Our Land For Beads
Jun 23I Give You My Word
Jun 21You’re So Beautiful, Bessie
Jun 18If You Fall In
Jun 16Town Landfill
Jun 14You Want Me To Milk The Bantha?
Jun 11But I Was Gonna
Jun 9Go To The Coop
Jun 7Let’s See Your Identification
Jun 4Check This Door
Jun 2Hey, What Happened?
May 31This Beep Unit
May 28Whoa There
May 26Prepare The Fleet
May 24We’re Gonna Freeze To Death
May 21Now You Will Tell Us
May 19Read ‘Em And Weep
May 17Good Against Remotes Is One Thing
May 14Play Some Skynyrd!
May 12Yousa Munch Munch?
May 10You’ve Got Something Jammed
May 7Roll Out The Barrel
May 5Whew (#2)
May 3Whew (#1)
Apr 30Official Barrel
Apr 28Bazaar Duty Stinks
Apr 26Hold Up There
Apr 23We Never Talk Anymore
Apr 21Sorry About The Mess
Apr 19Call Me
Apr 16These Are Not The Droids (#2)
Apr 14I Need You To Go Talk To The Weewoks
Apr 12Didn’t You Have A Meeting Today?
Apr 9You Ain’t Making No Drum Set Outta’ Me!
Apr 7The Dark Side?
Apr 5Your Father Wanted You To Have This (#2)
Apr 2I’m Crushing Your Head
Mar 31Here You Go
Mar 29The Jedi Bikers Were Tough
Mar 26You Knew My Father
Mar 24And Then You Tell Them
Mar 22I Need A Trim
Mar 19Darth Bart Won’t Stop
Mar 17Problem Officer?
Mar 15Nuthin’s Wrong
Mar 12Who Might You Be?
Mar 10I Made The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs
Mar 8You Still Hanging Out With This Loser?
Mar 5Ring Ring
Mar 3Ok, What’s This?
Mar 1You’ve Got A Lot Of Guts
Feb 26Long Time No See
Feb 24Well, What Do You Think?
Feb 22These Are Not The Droids (#1)
Feb 19I Can’t!
Feb 17Uh Ok
Feb 15Wait
Feb 12Oops
Feb 10How Do You Get So Big (#2)
Feb 8How Do You Get So Big (#1)
Feb 5Mesa Back!
Feb 3Oh! Jeez!
Feb 1Looks Like I Win Again
Jan 29Rumor Has It
Jan 27You Will Never Find
Jan 25Put This On
Jan 22That Boy Is Our Last Hope
Jan 20The Farce Is Strong With You
Jan 18I Love You (#3)
Jan 15Trust Your Feelings
Jan 13Our Lot In Life
Jan 11My Friend Over There
Jan 8When 900 Years Old You Reach
Jan 6Find Out What She Knows
Jan 4I Should Have Known
Jan 1Yes?

2009

Dec 30I’ve Got Quite The Hand Here
Dec 28What The?
Dec 25There Is Nothing That You Can Say
Dec 23I Don’t Know How To Quit You
Dec 21I Am Well Versed
Dec 18It’s Only Fair To Warn You
Dec 16Rest Now
Dec 14It’s Your Turn
Dec 11Your Tab Is Two Months Overdue
Dec 9I’ve Been Shot
Dec 7That Haircut Will Be A Dime
Dec 4The Cave
Dec 2I Have To Go To The Bathroom
Nov 30Take On The Whole Empire
Nov 27This Might Smell Bad
Nov 25Your Don-Don
Nov 23Leave Me Here
Nov 20I Used To Bullseye
Nov 18If Any Of My Circuits
Nov 16I’d Just As Soon
Nov 13Beep Boop! (#1)
Nov 11I’ve Worked With Him Before
Nov 9Where Are You Off To?
Nov 6Alright I’ll Try
Nov 4I Need A New Horse
Nov 2What’s Up, Good Looking
Oct 30I’m A Wanted Man
Oct 28Well What Do We Have Here?
Oct 26We Don’t Serve
Oct 23But Sir
Oct 21Take My Jedi, Please
Oct 19I’ll Take Two Cards
Oct 16Eee-Cha Waaa Waaa!
Oct 14Give In To The Dark Side
Oct 12I Don’t Get It
Oct 9The Clone Gang Rides Again
Oct 7What Kind Of Idiot
Oct 5That’s A Nasty Blaster Wound
Oct 2Let Go Please
Sep 30Sure Is Raining
Sep 28I’m Only Water Resistant
Sep 25Were You Ever
Sep 23I Love You (#2)
Sep 21Try Pressing The Button
Sep 18An Elegant Weapon
Sep 16Fightsaber, eh?
Sep 14Your Father Wanted You To Have This (#1)
Sep 11I’m So Bored
Sep 9I Love You (#1)
Sep 7Hokey Religion
Sep 4But If They Trace
Sep 2Duel At High Noon
Aug 31You’re A Tiny Freak
Aug 28The Outhouse
Aug 26You Don’t Know Much About Women
Aug 24You’re Too Little To Run Away
Aug 21If I Don’t Pay
Aug 19You Have Failed Me
Aug 17The Emperor Is Showing
Aug 14Enter Darth Bart
Aug 12You Suck Cowboy Jedi
Aug 10A New Webcomic