Holo-Archives

Young Padawan, you must begin your training by reading the archives…

2010

Jul 28This Was The Worst Date Ever
Jul 26You Don’t Know How Good
Jul 23On A Desert Farm
Jul 21What I Really Need
Jul 19This Drought’s Gonna To Hurt
Jul 16Are Those My Chips?
Jul 14I Find It Hard To Meet Nice Women
Jul 12Did You Hear Something?
Jul 9Hmm… A Protocol Droid, Eh?
Jul 7I Know A Few Maneuvers
Jul 5Dag Gummit!
Jul 2Don’t Tell Me
Jun 30If You Want A Job
Jun 28Me Called Crazy Rancor
Jun 25You Trade Our Land For Beads
Jun 23I Give You My Word
Jun 21You’re So Beautiful, Bessie
Jun 18If You Fall In
Jun 16Town Landfill
Jun 14You Want Me To Milk The Bantha?
Jun 11But I Was Gonna
Jun 9Go To The Coop
Jun 7Let’s See Your Identification
Jun 4Check This Door
Jun 2Hey, What Happened?
May 31This Beep Unit
May 28Whoa There
May 26Prepare The Fleet
May 24We’re Gonna Freeze To Death
May 21Now You Will Tell Us
May 19Read ‘Em And Weep
May 17Good Against Remotes Is One Thing
May 14Play Some Skynyrd!
May 12Yousa Munch Munch?
May 10You’ve Got Something Jammed
May 7Roll Out The Barrel
May 5Whew (#2)
May 3Whew (#1)
Apr 30Official Barrel
Apr 28Bazaar Duty Stinks
Apr 26Hold Up There
Apr 23We Never Talk Anymore
Apr 21Sorry About The Mess
Apr 19Call Me
Apr 16These Are Not The Droids (#2)
Apr 14I Need You To Go Talk To The Weewoks
Apr 12Didn’t You Have A Meeting Today?
Apr 9You Ain’t Making No Drum Set Outta’ Me!
Apr 7The Dark Side?
Apr 5Your Father Wanted You To Have This (#2)
Apr 2I’m Crushing Your Head
Mar 31Here You Go
Mar 29The Jedi Bikers Were Tough
Mar 26You Knew My Father
Mar 24And Then You Tell Them
Mar 22I Need A Trim
Mar 19Darth Bart Won’t Stop
Mar 17Problem Officer?
Mar 15Nuthin’s Wrong
Mar 12Who Might You Be?
Mar 10I Made The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs
Mar 8You Still Hanging Out With This Loser?
Mar 5Ring Ring
Mar 3Ok, What’s This?
Mar 1You’ve Got A Lot Of Guts
Feb 26Long Time No See
Feb 24Well, What Do You Think?
Feb 22These Are Not The Droids (#1)
Feb 19I Can’t!
Feb 17Uh Ok
Feb 15Wait
Feb 12Oops
Feb 10How Do You Get So Big (#2)
Feb 8How Do You Get So Big (#1)
Feb 5Mesa Back!
Feb 3Oh! Jeez!
Feb 1Looks Like I Win Again
Jan 29Rumor Has It
Jan 27You Will Never Find
Jan 25Put This On
Jan 22That Boy Is Our Last Hope
Jan 20The Farce Is Strong With You
Jan 18I Love You (#3)
Jan 15Trust Your Feelings
Jan 13Our Lot In Life
Jan 11My Friend Over There
Jan 8When 900 Years Old You Reach
Jan 6Find Out What She Knows
Jan 4I Should Have Known
Jan 1Yes?

2009

Dec 30I’ve Got Quite The Hand Here
Dec 28What The?
Dec 25There Is Nothing That You Can Say
Dec 23I Don’t Know How To Quit You
Dec 21I Am Well Versed
Dec 18It’s Only Fair To Warn You
Dec 16Rest Now
Dec 14It’s Your Turn
Dec 11Your Tab Is Two Months Overdue
Dec 9I’ve Been Shot
Dec 7That Haircut Will Be A Dime
Dec 4The Cave
Dec 2I Have To Go To The Bathroom
Nov 30Take On The Whole Empire
Nov 27This Might Smell Bad
Nov 25Your Don-Don
Nov 23Leave Me Here
Nov 20I Used To Bullseye
Nov 18If Any Of My Circuits
Nov 16I’d Just As Soon
Nov 13Beep Boop!
Nov 11I’ve Worked With Him Before
Nov 9Where Are You Off To?
Nov 6Alright I’ll Try
Nov 4I Need A New Horse
Nov 2What’s Up, Good Looking
Oct 30I’m A Wanted Man
Oct 28Well What Do We Have Here?
Oct 26We Don’t Serve
Oct 23But Sir
Oct 21Take My Jedi, Please
Oct 19I’ll Take Two Cards
Oct 16Eee-Cha Waaa Waaa!
Oct 14Give In To The Dark Side
Oct 12I Don’t Get It
Oct 9The Clone Gang Rides Again
Oct 7What Kind Of Idiot
Oct 5That’s A Nasty Blaster Wound
Oct 2Let Go Please
Sep 30Sure Is Raining
Sep 28I’m Only Water Resistant
Sep 25Were You Ever
Sep 23I Love You (#2)
Sep 21Try Pressing The Button
Sep 18An Elegant Weapon
Sep 16Fightsaber, eh?
Sep 14Your Father Wanted You To Have This (#1)
Sep 11I’m So Bored
Sep 9I Love You (#1)
Sep 7Hokey Religion
Sep 4But If They Trace
Sep 2Duel At High Noon
Aug 31You’re A Tiny Freak
Aug 28The Outhouse
Aug 26You Don’t Know Much About Women
Aug 24You’re Too Little To Run Away
Aug 21If I Don’t Pay
Aug 19You Have Failed Me
Aug 17The Emperor Is Showing
Aug 14Enter Darth Bart
Aug 12You Suck Cowboy Jedi
Aug 10A New Webcomic